Our next stop on the 101 was yet another place that Saaron went to as kids before their worlds collided into this Maelstrom of Marriage. If only Aaron had crossed paths with Sarah under Babe, the Giant Blue Ox, he might have been first smitten by her hot pink fanny pack and won her over with his neon green head gear. Alas, the hands of time still had some shaping to do.
Well, now they're together on Mile 746 at the Trees of Mystery. You probably know it better as “Gigantic Statue of Paul Bunyan“ You can't not stop at a 49 foot tall Paul Bunyan. He also talks to you to, winks, and can wave his hand albeit robotically.
Oh this brought back memories. Sarah had flash backs of hiding in terror from this mysterious giant. Bev taught her girls not to talk to strangers and now a gigantic stranger wanted a conversation.
Aaron just wanted to hear more about how one maintains such a giant patch of chest hair, but we think Paul may have been at the end of his shift. Paul responded, “I’ve got people”.
All in all, this is a great place to stop and use the bathroom.
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